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Tuesday, May 21, 2013

My dinner at ALINEA!!!

           On Thursday I kicked the FODMAPS diet to the curb for a night, and spent a small fortune having dinner at Alinea, one of the best restaurants in the world. There’s really no good excuse for spending THAT MUCH MONEY on one meal. We could’ve spent a weekend at the Post Ranch Inn for that amount. We could’ve bought two plane tickets to Costa Rica. But I don’t for even one second regret it. That was, as my friend Vicky put it, a “life-changing meal.”
            A meal at Alinea is as much an art experience as it is a food experience.  Every course is beautiful and shocking.  Like, I mean, literally shocking.  
            When we entered, we were in a hallway that was completely dark except for a few tiny lights in the floor, and the walls and ceilings were COVERED with flowers.  Inside some of the flowers was passion fruit and coriander cotton candy for us to eat while our table was prepared. 

            The service was impeccable.  IMPECCABLE.  We had a primary waiter, a secondary waiter, several other waiters bringing our food (of course my food was placed in front of me at the same time as Andy’s), and a sommelier.   I got the Reserve Wine Pairing, which doubled the course of my meal, and I’m not sure that I was able to fully appreciate the quality of the wines, but I did feel like an actual Queen when I was drinking a 1968 Madeira. 
            Below is a list of the NINETEEN dishes that followed the cotton candy (about half of the dishes were a single bite).  I wish I’d taken pictures of all of them, but I was too focused on the food.  I’ll include a few pix and videos.  I wish I could eat like this every day:   

1. First, Oestra caviar, which was resented on a spoon dipped in crème fraiche.  On the spoon was also a capsule of warm butter that popped in my mouth, spilling warm butter all over the caviar.  !!!  Wine pairing was Champagne Jean Lallemant – ‘Verzenay – Grand Cru’ Brut NV

2. Scallop with mirin and bonito.  The scallop was brought with a hot rock that we put it upon in order to sear it.  Wine pairing for the next 6 bites was a Ginga Shizuku sake – “Divine Droplets” Junmai Daiginjo-shu, Hokkaido-ken.  I don’t know what all those words mean, but the Sommelier said them like they were all important, so I’m writing them all down.

3. In the back you can see a vase covered in a banana leaf, with another banana leaf inside it.  In that vase was a piece of kampachi being smoked while we ate the other bites.

4. In another vase, the waiter poured lemongrass tea, and we put a bite of monchong snapper into that vase to marinate it in the tea, along with some star anise.

5. The blue prawn on the short vase had a tamarind and mint sauce.

6. The shrimp head on the vase was gross.  I was told to put it in my mouth whole.  It had “togarashi and pincage” on it.  I don’t know what those things are, but I will not be eating another shrimp head.  It was the only big loser of the night.

7. In the vase filled with orchids is a floating glass cup in which a piece of onaga is marinating in white soy, sesame, and ginger.  It was amazing.

8. A small vase of pineapple, with pineapple slush-ice (it was literally almost like a slushie) cleared the palate after all that fish.

9. Rabbit with celery root, cherry blossom, “smoke,” and wasabi.  Wine pairing,  Von Schubert ‘Grunhauser Maxim Herrrenbert’ Riesling Kabinett, Mosel 2010.

10. Smoked octopus on a bed of artichoke-cream puree, with eggplant, allium, and fried fennel.  I wish I had a pic of this!  It was beautiful!  Wine pairing, Nicolas Joly ‘Clos de Bergerie’ Savennieres 2007.

11. Veal cheeks (I do NOT EVER eat veal, but I tried it since it was put in front of me.  I didn’t even like it)  with asparagus, and “the kitchen sink,” which is every ingredient they had on their “best ingredients of the season” list that hadn’t been used in another dish.  It wasn’t my favorite course.  Wine pairing was Dom Laurent ‘Clos Des Chenes,’ Volnay 1996

12. Hot potato soup with a cold potato, black truffle, and tiny cube of butter. 

13. My FAVORITE course!  I had four small pieces of duck prepared four different ways, and with that we got a platter containing 60 different garnishes.  You can see a picture of the platter here - Unfortuantely I didn’t get my own photo.  They told us to match two or three garnishes with each bite.  We didn’t know what the garnishes were until they were in our mouths!  Some of our combos were INCREDIBLE (I paired a brown paste with some brown flakes, and it turned out to be a dark chocolate paste with some kind of strong sea salt, which was amazing on the duck) and some were AWFUL.  But it was the most fun I’ve ever had eating food.  Wine pairing, Lopez de Heredia ‘Vina Tondonia,’ Rioja 1994.

14. Black truffle explosion – a single ravioli with romaine, parmesan, and warm black truffle butter that exploded in the mouth.  Um, OMG. See a pic here

15. Five kinds of ginger!  The teeniest bites imaginable, each one the size of my pinky fingernail.  They were amazing, and PERFECT palate-cleansers. Wine pairing, Barbeito ‘Fraqueira’ Boal, Madeira 1968.

16. A green apple taffy helium balloon, which you suck in and talk funny and then eat the taffy.  WHATTTTT.

17. Strawberries in several forms (some of them were freeze-dried, some fresh, some made into ice cream, and I forget what else), with sorrel, sassafras, and pine nut.  Wine pairing Disznoko ‘5 Puttonyos,’ Tokaji-Aszu 2005.  I don't know what that means but it was really dark yellow and almost tasted like a red wine. 

18. Raspberry soda infused with violet crystals

19. Dark Chocolate egg sculpture!  With chestnut, rye, and birch syrup.  Check out the video.  Wine pairing, Carpano ‘Antica Formula’ Vermouth.

Best. Meal. Ever. 

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